Four Feet More

Jeff and I drink a lot of tea, and frequently we order in bulk from Whittard of Chelsea. As you can probably guess by their name, Whittard is an English company that sells some excellent teas. However, if you could not ascertain the level of this company's Englishness merely by their name, then check out the heading on their return policy:

It made me smile when I opened the package. Only the English would use the word "quibble" on a professional document.