The Tooth Fairy is Fired

Eamon lost his second tooth yesterday, thereby making a double-wide gap in his bottom teeth. He was very excited about the impending tooth fairy visit and insisted that we read "The Night Before the Tooth Fairy" (we were supposed to read this book when he lost his first tooth, but were out late that evening and didn't have time). All day, Eamon kept reminding me about the book, and when bedtime came and we settled in to read it, he was beaming.

After the story, we placed his tooth carefully in his special "Tooth Fairy" pillow and put him to bed. Then Jeff and I watched a "Daily Show," talked bit, and went to bed. Without checking the pillow.

This morning, around 7 am Jeff wakes me up and says, "Jen! Did the Tooth Fairy come?" I snapped out of my grogginess in a panic and gasped, "No!" Thus began "Operation Tooth Fairy." Jeff crept downstairs to get the dollar and snuck into Eamon's room to do the exchange. I listened quietly without moving lest I wake the boy up. Jeff returned a while later, looking a bit agitated and asked, "Did you put the tooth in the pillow?! I can't find it!" He went back into the room again, I heard a bit of scuffling, and then he came back, shoving the tooth pillow at me. Eamon's tooth had lodged itself into the bottom point of the star pocket on front. I dug the tooth out, Jeff stuffed in the dollar, and quietly put the pillow back in Eamon's room.

Then, we waited. Last time, Eamon woke up at 6:30 am to check out his loot. This time, fortunately, he slept a bit later. Finally, around 7:30 am, he came running into our room yelling "YAY!" and waving his dollar in the air.

Whew. Disaster averted. No thanks to the dang Tooth Fairy. Slacker.
10 Responses
  1. kate Says:

    "Whew" is right! Glad she made it in time. Must've been a busy night. ;>


  2. Sandi Says:

    Yikes! The kids could have been scarred for life! Good thing Jeff is an early-riser.


  3. Jeff's Place Says:

    Hey! Don't fire the Tooth Fairy!
    Everyone gets at least ONE late day!

    At least Eamon didn't wake up earlier!
    WTG!
    :)


  4. Melissa Says:

    I hear this happening all over blogland. they should come out with a toothfairy watch for the parent to wear which beeps at 10pm to remind the parent to make the switch.


  5. nates5bs Says:

    That's a hysterical story! We've been lucky enough that when we screwed up like that, the weather was real stormy so we were able to blame it on bad weather and maybe the tooth fairy was unable to make it because of the weather. We then had to call the tooth fairy and make sure she didn't think the weather would keep her away a second night!


  6. Sheri Ann Says:

    Cute story!

    Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt
    Author, You Think It's Easy Being the Tooth Fairy?
    12,000 copies sold!
    www.4kids.Bell-Rehwoldt.com


  7. Kris Says:

    Hysterical story!! But great save on both your parts!!


  8. Julie Says:

    Our tooth fairy has done this before also. One child had to wait for her for several nights before she finally made it to our house. The tooth fairy was almost fired over that one.


  9. Suzanne Says:

    We finally figured out that the tooth fairy is very particular about both the container and placement of the tooth. It took us 3-4 nights to get it right. Fussy things.


  10. Bella Says:

    Glad the tooth fairy made it!