Family Planning
Below is a brief excerpt from a discussion around the dinner table this evening.
Eamon: When I grow up, there's gonna be 7 people in my house! 2 grown ups and (counting quickly on his fingers) 5 kids. But we'll need a bigger house with more rooms.
Vika: Not me! First, I'm gonna have one kid, and if that one's annoying, that's it! But if not, I'll have another kid, and if that one's annoying, no more! (throwing a superior look in Eamon's direction).
Eamon: What?! I like kids!!!
It's nice to see they're figuring these things out early in life.
Eamon: When I grow up, there's gonna be 7 people in my house! 2 grown ups and (counting quickly on his fingers) 5 kids. But we'll need a bigger house with more rooms.
Vika: Not me! First, I'm gonna have one kid, and if that one's annoying, that's it! But if not, I'll have another kid, and if that one's annoying, no more! (throwing a superior look in Eamon's direction).
Eamon: What?! I like kids!!!
It's nice to see they're figuring these things out early in life.

That is hilarious!
Too funny!!!
I like Vika's logic!!
Adorable! I like the way Vika thinks!
That is too funny - wonder where they get the idea that kids can be annoying!