Kindergarten (mis)adventures

So, kindergarten.... It's going well, and I think I am adjusting OK without emotionally scarring any of my students. They are just so tiny and tend to cry very easily. Something I'm not really used to in my students. Here are some other things I didn't expect:

  • "Johnny Ringo." He's this very cute little boy who cusses like a sailor and tends to scream "I GIVE UP" when he doesn't want to do something. He also likes to yell, "IT'S NO FRICKIN' FAIR!" and "DAMN IT!!!" when things don't go his way. As you can probably imagine, Johnny Ringo has been in more than a few time-outs (another thing I'm not used to giving my students).
  • My Jehovah's Witness student who said "Shit!" when she dropped her crayon. I don't know... I guess I just assumed that Jehovah's Witnesses didn't use curse words!
  • A student I think of as "Little Boy Blue" because he is so very tiny and has big blue eyes. He's 4 years old and likes to suck his thumb. His hands also tend to roam up my shirt and up my pants, leaving a wet trail wherever they go. On Friday, while I was reading a story to the class he sat next to me and held my arm. I just ignored it, until I felt warm wetness and looked down to see him sucking my arm. Ewww. Just ewwww.
There are some fun times with the kinders too. For example, my birthday was yesterday, and when I told them I was having a birthday, they naturally asked, "HOW OLD ARE YOU GOING TO BE?" (kindergarten kids tend to shout out when they are excited). I responded that I was going to be 6 years old, and they exploded into raptures, "I"M GOING TO BE SIX THIS YEAR TOO!!!!" They love it that we have something in common, and a few of them have wondered aloud if they will be as tall as me when they turn 6. Later on I might have them add 30 to that number to get my actual age, but probably not. ;)

In the end, despite the learning curve, I am enjoying kindergarten. I love being done with the direct teaching at 11:25 am when my kids (the early birds) leave for the day. I only have to be "on" for half a day, and it's quite nice! I also like having a bit of prep time during the afternoon, something that is a rare commodity in my school district these days (teacher prep time was cut because of the budget). And fortunately, I am working with a great partner who has everything I could possibly need to teach the hands-on lessons. She's also great about letting me pick her brain as I learn the new grade level.

I think it is going to be a good year, and, at the very least, it should give me some great stories!
8 Responses
  1. Sandi Says:

    I'm so glad it all worked out for you. And, yes, you'll have some great stories!


  2. Rachael Says:

    Wow - I had no idea there we so many kindergarten potty mouths! How surprising that must be!

    Ben started K this year and loves it. He's so funny though - every day I ask him how school was and he'll say "same as yesterday!" He's already filled me in on the "two naughtiest kids" in his class too - quick to point out they are NOT him.


  3. Bella Says:

    Sounds like quite the adventure! Glad it's going well.


  4. Saj Says:

    Please keep the stories coming! I'm going to love your window into the kindergarten world, imagining the same sort of things going on in Noah's classroom. Sounds like you're doing well so far!


  5. Yeah So Says:

    oh too cute.


  6. Unknown Says:

    What?...none of the sixth graders ever sucked on your arm?! There's a thought! That would almost be considered sexual harrassment!!!


  7. kate Says:

    I think you're in for a GREAT year!


  8. Melissa Says:

    so glad things are going well. i used to love thtat age.